One step plus another

churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

(Source: thewinterswidow, via orgasm)

frankie-way:

tranzient:

FRANK
FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE
I JUST…
I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN
IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.
OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.

IT’S OKAY GERARD
IM FINE
SHUT UP GERARD
YOURE EMBARRASSING ME GOD DAMNIT

frankie-way:

tranzient:

FRANK

FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE

I JUST…

I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN

IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.

OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.

IT’S OKAY GERARD

IM FINE

SHUT UP GERARD

YOURE EMBARRASSING ME GOD DAMNIT

(Source: scrotumcoat, via g-iggle)

lolsomeone-actually:

andthenisay:

sallymurphy:

don’t you hate it when you’re reading a chapter and then it’s coming to its climax and omg what’s gonna happen, then woops, your eyes dart to the last line and you spoil yourself and hate yourself for it

this is why, in particularly intense reading situations, i physically put my hand over the bottom of the page so i can’t accidentally spoil myself.

i take this shit seriously.

EXACTLY

(via winchestercoldplayer)

putachild:

reoffend:

My bath bomb decided to turn my bath into a Van Gough painting

How you do that

putachild:

reoffend:

My bath bomb decided to turn my bath into a Van Gough painting

How you do that

(via pizza)

demondetoxmanual:

grandpacain:

let’s not talk about demon dean kicking down the door

let’s not talk about it ever

image

I say we talk about it. Let’s totally talk about it. *fans self*

(via deanschevyimpala)

disagreed:

do actors ever cringe at their own voice on tv

(via orgasm)

snorlaxatives:

tumblr makes me forget that age differences and time zones exist 

(Source: snorlaxatives, via mathematicalpotato)

jinglebatch:

fangirlyandsingy:

BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONEWHAT DOES THIS MEAN

your’re

jinglebatch:

fangirlyandsingy:

BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONE
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

your’re

(Source: meme4u, via pizza)

lubricates:

at least 2014 didnt start out with someone sucking on a tampon

(via orgasm)

sweet-bitsy:

averageboo:

if youre feelin baby blue lonely today hey look at this picture of a tiny snail kissing mothership snail  image

CHEESY CRUST

(Source: slayboybunny, via spoken-not-written)

spoken-not-written:

audition for ‘Bates Motel

THAT IS ACTING JESUS CHRIST

(Source: tell-me-another-horror-story)

buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

(Source: ppppbbt, via spoken-not-written)