One step plus another

ellendegeneres:

Happy Classic Joke Wednesday!

(via pizza)

coluring:

officialpigeon:

You can literally answer “that’s what the government wants you to think” to anything

that’s what the government wants you to think

(via orgasm)

liliumgrey:

This is beautiful.

(Source: pleatedjeans, via pizza)

pulpfanfiction:

nayx:

Print it.  Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

pulpfanfiction:

nayx:

Print it.  Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

(via ninjakid0495)

agonizingtheorist:

You know what I hate? When people get pissed off when you tell them you don’t want them to touch you. Like excuse me, I don’t actually want you to touch my arm. I don’t want a hug right now. I don’t give a shit if you’re family. I don’t care if the phrase “I don’t want to be touched” puts you off. Just don’t fucking touch me.

(via seeingtheinvisable)

reminder that this has Hugo Weaving removing a Hugo Weaving mask to reveal Hugo Weaving wearing a mask which is actually supposed to be his real face

(Source: buckyforpresident, via seeingtheinvisable)

freakzter:


jyou10 Love this guy.

great stuff on his instagram i was amazed at how many photos where actually him and not sebastian.

freakzter:

jyou10 Love this guy.

great stuff on his instagram i was amazed at how many photos where actually him and not sebastian.

(Source: seba-stan, via seeingtheinvisable)

Anonymous asked: Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?

yeeitsanna:

officialchelso:

Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.

This topic has been studied by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.

1. It keeps him on the ground.

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You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.

2. To check on his physique.

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As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.

3. Object permanence.

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Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.

I hope this helps.

THIS IS SCIENCE.

zimiestef:

dirtythoughts:

Trying to do math

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I thought this said “Trying to do meth”

and funnily enough, the reaction picture still fits

(Source: hiddleconda, via seeingtheinvisable)

bblackwidow:

bblackwidow:

how did steve and nat walk around that mall with just a hoodie and not get recognized i mean if i was in that mall i would have been like “do you smell that? i smell freedom. i smell steve rogers”

[eagle screeches in the background]

(Source: bblackwidow, via seeingtheinvisable)